[OC] “sweet glutes bro..”


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[OC] “sweet glutes bro..”



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  1. Same thing owning a motorcycle… You think it’s a girls magnet, but in all seriousness, I’ve probably talked to hundreds of dudes that come over to bullshit instead lol

    Edit: RIP inbox… Lesson of the day, ladies, just say “Nice bike” next time you walk by a biker. Please. We need female attention 😂

  2. I got dumped for a male fitness model a few years ago. I found out later she dumped him because he wouldn’t take her out to a restaurant on her birthday because it was “off meal plan”

  3. Same thing goes for cars. A buddy of mine got a classic car because he hoped it would help him pick up chicks.

    Turns out, classic cars aren’t enough to get young women to enter the potentially risky situation of approaching male strangers. Dudes over 50? Like moths to a flame.

  4. Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

  5. This is very true.

    About seven/eight years ago, I had a buddy that got like *really* into bodybuilding– and it felt like the more he got into it, the less he was interested in women.

    He’d watch YouTube videos of these huge dudes constantly and he’d be like *”Dude! Do you see his fuckin’ quads? Look at that goddamn vascularity!”* and I’d be like *”Stop showing me this shit, Jake! That guy looks like a fuckin’ farm animal and I have no idea what ‘vascularity’ means.”*

    I looked it up and it just means you can see his stupid veins through his skin. If that’s such a big deal, my grandma would’ve been a big hit in the bodybuilding scene.

    Anyways– Jake stopped going out with us, stopped dating, stopped doing *anything* that wasn’t working out, meal prep or working.

    I tried working out with him a few times as a way to support my homey– but it felt super uncomfortable because he’d just eyeball bigger dudes while making comments about their physiques while getting annoyed that I couldn’t rep the weight he did.

    And like friends do sometimes, Jake just sorta drifted out of our lives.

    Then, about four years ago, one of my friends sent me a screenshot of a Facebook post. Jake was opening one of those Crossfit gyms… *with his husband.*

  6. I mean, women will definitely find a good body attractive if it isn’t attached to a shitty personality, but otherwise gains will only get you so far.

  7. Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

  8. My ex had a muscle car that he thought was a “chick magnet.” It was loud and douchey and embarrassing to be seen in. The only people that “magnet” attracted was 20 yo dudes who were like “sick ride bro.” My ex was a 38 yo in a suit.

  9. Ha! This is very true. I work out about everyday and it’s a little bit entertaining to me to see/ hear the locker room conversations between guys- the mirror shirtless selfies and posturing. I guess a compliment is a compliment.

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