Michael Jackson’s daughter to portray Jesus as a lesbian woman in new movie


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Michael Jackson’s daughter to portray Jesus as a lesbian woman in new movie



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  2. >[E-Online](https://www.eonline.com/news/1140836/see-paris-jackson-star-as-jesus-in-upcoming-indie-movie-habit) stated that Habit follows a “party girl with a Jesus fetish who gets mixed up in a violent drug deal and finds a possible way out by masquerading as a nun.” Her physical portrayal of Jesus also features a nose ring, tousled waves and a traditional robe.

    Sounds like she’s not playing Jesus at all? Or is it some kind of dream-incarnation of Jesus?

  3. I have a strong feeling that this film will be an absolute turd, and the best thing churches could do to stop it is to simply not give them any publicity.

    Hopefully they won’t, and it’ll be The Interview all over again.

  4. Wow is she Michael Jackson’s biological daughter or is she adopted? It’s just that I’ve never actually seen Michael Jackson’s kids before and I wasn’t expecting them all to look so white. Do genetics really work like that?

  5. > While the film has no official release date, a petition was made in order to stop the film’s release by Movieguide, a non-profit that seeks to restore Christian values to the entertainment industry.

    Why can’t they just make their own version with Ward and June Cleaver?

  6. *Jackson, who is bisexual in real life, will be playing Jesus, who will be portrayed as a lesbian who indulges in lustful acts with another woman.*

    There’s already been a petition put out to stop the film, the churches **reeeally** aren’t going to like this one and I can’t wait to see the drama unfold.

  7. As a near lifelong atheist, this is appalling. There’s no other reason to make this than to offend Christians. It’s faux woke wannabe edgelord wank. People would rightfully be up in arms if this was about a prominent figure in Islam or any other religion.

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