One Dennis Quote From Every Episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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One Dennis quote from every episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia For more quotes: https://youtu.be/-RUjF-LKeUI Charlie: …
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Added on: June 27, 2022
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I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.
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You guys all better eat a dick, ’cause sweet Dee just beat the system.
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It was good. It wasn’t great. But it was fine, and I knew it was gonna be fine
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Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry – Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.
I am sexually attractive. I’m an attractive man.
Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia’s gonna feel it.
I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.
Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces.
News flash, asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire god damn time!!!
Keep singing, bitch. You’re not gonna have a face by the time I’m done with you.
Keep singing, bitch. You’re not gonna have a face by the time I’m done with you.
My nose was chiseled by the Gods themselves, Frank.
We used to be losers, like all of you people.
Starter Car? This Car Is A Finisher Car! A Transporter Of Gods! The Golden God!
Starter Car? This Car Is A Finisher Car! A Transporter Of Gods! The Golden God!
I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine. But mostly doing cocaine.
It turns out I am – I am too muscular, and I can’t fit through.
If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to scratch your teeth into dust!
Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry – Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.
My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David
News flash, asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire god damn time!!!
Starter Car? This Car Is A Finisher Car! A Transporter Of Gods! The Golden God!
I am the golden god.
We’re gonna get all in your face and point out your faults.
My nose was chiseled by the Gods themselves, Frank.
Talking to myself, but that’s just ’cause I, you know, I’ve got shit to say, you know?
Now what’s your bean situation? You got beans on you or what’s up.
Dennis your mule is shit, I am no longer turned on by mules
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That’s how you get off. Now don’t you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me
Dee! You gangly uncoordinated bitch!