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best of it’s always sunny in philadelphia but all the clips are under 10 seconds All clips were taken from the TV show “It’s Always …
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Added on: June 27, 2022
News flash, asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire god damn time!!!
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Starter Car? This Car Is A Finisher Car! A Transporter Of Gods! The Golden God!
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If you’re dealt a bunch of lemons, you got to take those lemons, and stuff them down somebody’s throat until they see yellow.
I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.
Science is a liar sometimes.
Keep singing, bitch. You’re not gonna have a face by the time I’m done with you.
I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.
Don’t you play coy with me, you little bitch. I’m gonna stay right here, and I’m gonna wait for my minions to swarm me. And swarm they will, Tim. Alone, you’ll be.
Dee! You gangly uncoordinated bitch!
What is this word ‘spa?’ I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
I will eat your babies, bitch!
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
We used to be losers, like all of you people.
So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?
Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia’s gonna feel it.
GONNA HAVE TO SHOW UP TO WORK, HAVE EVERYBODY BE LIKE “”WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER YOU?”” CAUSE I HAD TO SLIT THE GUY’S THROAT WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC!
That is about as low-brow as it gets.
I’m the trash man!
I don’t wanna be his friend, I wanna shoot him in the face.
I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine. But mostly doing cocaine.