It's Always Sunny – One Quote From Every Episode (S1-S14)
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Chapters: Season 1: 0:00 Season 2: 0:43 Season 3: 1:54 Season 4: 3:44 Season 5: 5:36 Season 6: 7:17 Season 7: 8:39 Season …
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Added on: June 27, 2022
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LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO MEEEEE!
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I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.
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News flash, asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire god damn time!!!
I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.
I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge.
If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to scratch your teeth into dust!
That’s politics, bitch!
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH TRASH!
I got followed here by like ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.
And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.
So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?
Now what’s your bean situation?
My nose was chiseled by the Gods themselves, Frank.
I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.
Talking to myself, but that’s just ’cause I, you know, I’ve got shit to say, you know?
Yeah, I’m kind of in the middle of something with my cat right now.
Your boyfriend? Do you have a boyfriend? How did you not know, that the reason that I invited back to my bar, was to bang you! GET OUT HERE!
Excuse me, did you bang my wife? Did you bang my hoor wife? Does anybody here have any illegitimate children with my HOOR wife
Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia’s gonna feel it.
GONNA HAVE TO SHOW UP TO WORK, HAVE EVERYBODY BE LIKE “”WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER YOU?”” CAUSE I HAD TO SLIT THE GUY’S THROAT WHO CAUSES ALL THE TRAFFIC!
Excuse me, did you bang my wife? Did you bang my hoor wife? Does anybody here have any illegitimate children with my HOOR wife
Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to scratch your teeth into dust!
I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine. But mostly doing cocaine.
‘Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
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News flash, asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire god damn time!!!