Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia – Season 1 Episode 2 – Opening Scene
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Added on: June 27, 2022
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Keep singing, bitch. You’re not gonna have a face by the time I’m done with you.
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I am the golden god.
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I am sexually attractive. I’m an attractive man.
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Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
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You can go fuck yourself in your fat fuckin ass
Now what’s your bean situation?
I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge.
My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David
I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.
I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge.
Bro, I can handle my sedatives.
I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.
News flash, asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire god damn time!!!
That’s how you get off. Now don’t you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! WRONG! You were supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a major artery, and then as she’s dying you nurse her back to health, thereby making her totally dependent on you
Bro, I can handle my sedatives.
I’m the trash man!
I suspect that maybe you might say no, and yet… I also feel like maybe… you wouldn’t dare
I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge.
Out of my way, I’ve broken my water. There’s a baby inside of me running out of water.
‘Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.
News flash, asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire god damn time!!!
Groban likes his ladies to pop.
I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it
It turns out I am – I am too muscular, and I can’t fit through.
I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO MEEEEE!
It’s like when I’m doing good in the game I’m doing good in life.
That’s how you get off. Now don’t you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me
And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.
Starter Car? This Car Is A Finisher Car! A Transporter Of Gods! The Golden God!
I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.
Your boyfriend? Do you have a boyfriend? How did you not know, that the reason that I invited back to my bar, was to bang you! GET OUT HERE!
Talking to myself, but that’s just ’cause I, you know, I’ve got shit to say, you know?
It turns out I am – I am too muscular, and I can’t fit through.
THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSSSSSSAND WINDS!
THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSSSSSSAND WINDS!
It’s like when I’m doing good in the game I’m doing good in life.
Cat in the wall. Now you’re talking my language.
Dennis your mule is shit, I am no longer turned on by mules
THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSSSSSSAND WINDS!
I am sexually attractive. I’m an attractive man.
I’ve got the stride of a gazelle.
I will eat your babies, bitch!
We’re gonna shove so much SHIT up your ass tonight, FOUR EYES!!
Yeah, I’m kind of in the middle of something with my cat right now.
At least I’m not covered in stupid tattoos and have a cigarette for a mother
I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.
That’s how you get off. Now don’t you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me
That is about as low-brow as it gets.
Your mother is dead! HA!
We’re gonna get all in your face and point out your faults.
I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.
‘Just get a job?’ Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!
Bro, I can handle my sedatives.
I’ll give ya fifty bucks if you drink soup outta my shoe. And take your top off.
You can go fuck yourself in your fat fuckin ass
Keep singing, bitch. You’re not gonna have a face by the time I’m done with you.
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! WRONG! You were supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a major artery, and then as she’s dying you nurse her back to health, thereby making her totally dependent on you
Starter Car? This Car Is A Finisher Car! A Transporter Of Gods! The Golden God!
That’s how you get off. Now don’t you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me
I will eat your babies, bitch!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! WRONG! You were supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a major artery, and then as she’s dying you nurse her back to health, thereby making her totally dependent on you
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO MEEEEE!
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Excuse me, did you bang my wife? Did you bang my hoor wife? Does anybody here have any illegitimate children with my HOOR wife
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Oh look bitch! We bought it from them because they foreclosed on your bitch ass!
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News flash, asshole! I have been hearing it the whole god damn time!!!
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Can I give you a profitable egg on this making an strive time?
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It turns out I am – I am too muscular, and I can’t fit through.
I am sexually ravishing. I’m a aesthetic man.
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I got followed here by like ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.